You might just be a sleever...

Mr-Smith
on 9/22/11 12:46 am, edited 9/22/11 12:48 am - Hillsdale, MI
...When the family guinea pig has a bigger plate then you do

You get the idea, kinda of like the Jeff Foxworthy  You might just be a redneck line of jokes.

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DragonGirl
on 9/22/11 1:02 am - MN
...When you go to Costco on a Saturday afternoon for lunch...and eat 3 samples till you're full!
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kanga003
on 9/22/11 1:13 am
When your 30 lb 4 year old daughter routinely eats more than double you at any meal!

When your new "junk food" is you gummy vitamin!
MyOwnSunshine
on 9/22/11 1:23 am
... when refried beans become your favorite food.  (I'm still in the soft phase.)

...  when you wonder if you can eat a WHOLE strawberry today with breakfast.
" I am not at all concerned with appearing to be consistent. In my pursuit after Truth I have discarded many ideas and learnt many new things."  Ghandi            
Kelley D.
on 9/22/11 2:08 am
....When your new soup bowl is a small coffee cup!

        
Height: 5'8"  Start weight:316 My goal: 190 Surgeons goal:175. reached my goal... 3years out, had some bounce back time to get back on track!

scalewarfare11
on 9/22/11 2:14 am
VSG on 08/22/11 with
...When you start to wonder how you ever ate enough food to take up a full size dinner plate.

...When you can remove your old skinny jeans without even unzipping them!
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8/22/2011
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Paige V.
on 9/22/11 2:23 am - Gainesville, FL
When you say things like, "hold on baby, Mommy has to drink her lunch"

 

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Jerilynk75
on 9/22/11 2:31 am - TX
....I'm childless..but that one made me laugh - for a number of reasons!

If I had children, I could see myself saying that (pre-sleeve) as I knocked back a third or fourth mojito!

                      
Paige V.
on 9/22/11 2:36 am - Gainesville, FL
On September 22, 2011 at 9:31 AM Pacific Time, Jerilynk75 wrote:
....I'm childless..but that one made me laugh - for a number of reasons!

If I had children, I could see myself saying that (pre-sleeve) as I knocked back a third or fourth mojito!

lol!!

 

  visit my blog at www.thenursemommy.com!
start weight-288 pre-op -5lbs month 1-23lbs month2-14lbs month 3-minus 13lbs month4-minus 12lbs month5-13lbs month 6-8lbs   GOAL-21months out after having a post-WLS baby!



    

 

MILLERSDAUGHTER
on 9/22/11 2:32 am - Lewisport, KY
VSG on 04/07/11 with
.......When you run to the bathroom to pass gas because you can never trust a fart!
...... When your boobs look like two tennis balls in old tub socks
.......When "food porn"  gets you all hot and bothered.
     Never, never, never give up!
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